I ordered a Margherita pizza in Germany last year. Highly disappointing. In America we call it a cheese pizza. It was closer to Pizza Hut cheese pizza than anything I've had in the states called Margherita.

And yeah to the higher level topic, if this surprises you, I think you'd be shocked at a lot of people's diet. All those massively obese who swear they can't lose weight because of genetics? This is their dinner. I've seen it firsthand too many times and I've gotten to the point I'm just not interested in eating the mass of cheese and cardboard they will have.