Let me tell you about the joys of phimosis and getting circumcised during the summer between 7th and 8th grade and what it feels like to have stitches all around the head of your penis for weeks on end that feel like barbed wire poking you while you agonizingly wait for it to all heal up. Meanwhile your Dad goes out and rents every Bond movie for you because titillation is exactly what's going to help in that scenario. Plowing through Kirby 64 during that time was pretty good though.
This is why you always sneakily check to see if your coworkers and allies are circumcised. It helps root at the agents.
You'll get some false positives that way.
Let me tell you about the joys of phimosis and getting circumcised during the summer between 7th and 8th grade and what it feels like to have stitches all around the head of your penis for weeks on end that feel like barbed wire poking you while you agonizingly wait for it to all heal up. Meanwhile your Dad goes out and rents every Bond movie for you because titillation is exactly what's going to help in that scenario. Plowing through Kirby 64 during that time was pretty good though.