Right before making this post I deleted the apps while laughing. I’ve always had better luck irl. Also, I see the same local women on the dating apps year after year. A lot of times we match but nothing happens. Probably for the better because I can only think “how many dicks have you taken just from this app in the past 5 years” 🤮
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I've been wanting to talk to someone about this.
Obviously I'm relegated to the app's lower tier because I'm not paying them, but, holy fucking shit my midwest state is like 85% land whales. Not just chubby but F-A-T FAT.
I'm talking eyeballs noticably pushed further apart fat. Squirrel cheeks fat. Wearing a repurposed bedsheet fat. Exceeds rated tongue weight fat.
Once I'm through the five or six fake profiles the app baits you with when you first open it, I have to swipe a HUNDRED enormous fatties to find one woman of what used to be averge weight. Every single one has the exact same "my swollen face fills the entire frame" profile picture.
It's unbelievable what has been done to this country. No wonder the 5% of women still smaller than houses have such outrageous egos.
"my swollen face fills the entire frame"
You described it perfectly. I’m stealing this quote from you. Also, it makes sense why good looking women act the way they do. They don’t have much competition
Lizzo was a desperate CIA psy-op to keep the birth rate going.