This actually gives me an idea. You know how we all hear about starving kids in Africa that we need to be helping? We should start a program that collects the dog shit bags from people walking their dogs and the contents from people cleaning their litter boxes and send it to Africa for them to eat.

It would be a better option for them than eating dirt. Thus, it would be immoral for anyone to oppose the funding and execution of this program. You don't want kids in Africa to starve do you? That's what I thought.