Strong Independent sheboon can't figure out why Tyrone would pass on a gorilla like her - Kotaku In Action 2

Strong Independent sheboon can't figure out why Tyrone would pass on a gorilla like her (archive.is)

posted 344 days ago by TheOutlaw 344 days ago by TheOutlaw +50 / -0

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– Mpetey123 15 points 344 days ago +15 / -0

And besides being bigger, she's also 42. She ain't birthin you no babies. And if somehow you do miraculously knock her up you are playing Russian Roulette with the chromosome count of the offspring.

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– Ahaus667 11 points 344 days ago +11 / -0

Based on her writing there’s not as much a Russian roulette as there is a loaded makarov

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– Mpetey123 6 points 344 days ago +6 / -0

Here we play Russian Roulette with six bullets and we reload after every shot

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– TheOutlaw [S] 4 points 344 days ago +4 / -0

That's an upside for her. If the kid comes out retarded she can make child support a life sentence.

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