For those unaware how military enlistment contracts work, when you sign up it is almost always for a term of 8 years, with various lengths up front as active, and the remainder on "inactive ready reserve." While on inactive reserve, you are still subject to the UCMJ, and can be recalled to active duty at any point during that time. Normally this doesn't happen, but during OEF/OIF the Army did recall people off of IRR to fill slots they were short on.

This walking puddle of piss here just put the Army right into the political crosshairs, and whether she is still active or not, she's on someone's radar now. Years past she'd have an NCO jump into her ass with both boots, and she'd have to push until the SGTMAJ of the Army's arms got tired, but now?