So I saw that Peacock is doing a Friday the 13th prequel. Aside from the fact that prequels/remakes/reboots are being done to death and prequels are annoying since they seem to be a tool of the woke showrunner to show a stunning and brave woman was the true hero (Spock having a never mentioned foster sister in Discovery who was a big influence) I think you could do something interesting like maybe that area had some ancient Indian curse or something.
I’m assuming it will be the usual current year programming set in the past but looks like modern day NYC. Also I see Slashers get attacked by the usual Gen z or Millennial critics
While I’m at it check out the Friday the 13th show from late 80s/early 90s. All episodes are on YouTube. Have it on my list to binge since it’s been at least 15 years since I’ve seen it
Regardless of where it's set the cast will look like they were grabbed from New York/London.
Women will be most affected, somehow.
All the white men will be retarded, muscle bound retards who get themselves killed by trying to brute force things without thinking or talking things over, despite this inherently being a point of them feeling the situation needs force when men never feel or some other retarded bullshit.
There will be too many retarded references to Jason and the later movies because every prequel made now has to be wink-wink-lookatthecamera-didyouseewhatwesaidthere?.jpg because whomever is making this expects the audience to be as equally retarded as they are, which is entirely possible these days.
The audience won't realise they are being pandered to because of said retardation and will end up clapping like the retarded seals they are because they "get the joke" they were just beaten over the head with and laughing means they are part of the group that gets the joke, which is most important to them, not whether the joke was actually any good.
Zendeya will be in it, for reasons.
The whole thing will be an allegory for something completely unrelated to the franchise but drowning [heh] in woke politics and retardation.
The music will all be shit modern crap despite the prequel being set decades before it even existed.
If anyone makes a drinking game out of this movie they will die before any of the characters.
The Hollywood Formula in current year to a T.
You have given me a great laugh. You nailed modern day script writing.
That'll be 60 bucks, with a further 20 for the as of yet
unstartedunfinished DLC that includes a 3 hour credits roll, and another an ending regardless of whether it's good or bad.it is interesting. since the F13 game that came out years and years ago had A LOT of gays and girls playing that game. it had all the stereotypes and also had decently sexy female characters. and there wasn't a gay character as far as we can tell.
but yeah.. whoever is gonna make this is gonna fuck up the characters and make them ugly and insufferable and gay.