My "woo" is how the laws of thermodynamics remain fully respected and how somebody can become obese without overeating once.

It is an oversimplification. If your body prioritizes the maintenance of fatty tissue from the 201th calorie you eat each day, and eating less than 200 means death, how do you lose it?

CAN YOU DO ARITHMETIC? Or are you holding on for dear life to the CIA's brainwashing?

Listen, I used to believe the same BS you do. I also used to have a spectacular physique as a bodybuilder. I kept wondering why fatties didn't fix themselves.

And then I got health issues and now I'm a fatty.

Your demented beliefs would have you assume that from being a high level athlete, I have become lazy for no reason, and also that I went from dietary perfection, to gorging on shit food all day, just to look at the mirror and see a revolting fatty.

What can I tell you? YOU ARE WRONG.