"Distraction" narratives aren't real and make you sound like a fucking Boomer. Shut the hell up with that gay shit already.
"OH I WATCHED AN HOUR OF EUROVISION I GUESS MAGICALLY MY MIND ERASED THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF TIME FOR THAT PERIOD, HOWEVER COULD I POSSIBLY BE INFORMED OF EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED DURING THAT HOUR?!?"
Do you think that if you don't catch a podcast live that it's gone forever?
Do you actually believe that if Europeans weren't "distracted by Eurovision" that this article would have them in the streets rioting and overthrowing their governments?
Lmao fag
Your average person doomscrolls through like 200+ fucking articles and videos a day, there literally is no such thing as a distraction.
Like you think the fucking town crier was gonna show up for only ten minutes before moving on to the next town and if you didn't turn out to listen you would miss the news for a month.
"Distraction" narratives aren't real and make you sound like a fucking Boomer. Shut the hell up with that gay shit already.
"OH I WATCHED AN HOUR OF EUROVISION I GUESS MAGICALLY MY MIND ERASED THE ENTIRE CONCEPT OF TIME FOR THAT PERIOD, HOWEVER COULD I POSSIBLY BE INFORMED OF EVENTS THAT TRANSPIRED DURING THAT HOUR?!?"
Do you think that if you don't catch a podcast live that it's gone forever?
Do you actually believe that if Europeans weren't "distracted by Eurovision" that this article would have them in the streets rioting and overthrowing their governments?
Lmao fag
Your average person doomscrolls through like 200+ fucking articles and videos a day, there literally is no such thing as a distraction.
Like you think the fucking town crier was gonna show up for only ten minutes before moving on to the next town and if you didn't turn out to listen you would miss the news for a month.