71 () posted 1 year ago by Joe_Shmo 1 year ago by Joe_Shmo +71 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Trick them into reactivating the ancient Deccan traps, flooding the region with superheated steam and sulphur clouds. That should clean the poop stains out... I hope.
Have you ever steam cleaned a carpet the dog shit on? The smell will haunt you forever.
And cover the area with millions of square miles of lava.
You say that like it's a bad thing.