88 New version of the “would you rather be alone in the woods with a man or a bear” question just dropped (i.redd.it) posted 1 year ago by Graphenium 1 year ago by Graphenium +88 / -0 49 comments share 49 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Wait is this who I think would win in that fight or who'd I rather fight?
As the former, gorilla, easy clap
The latter, 100 niggers, I think my odds are better, just need a shotgun..
Even worse, it’s basically “do you think that YOU and 99 otha niggas could beat a fully grown silverback gorilla with just your fists?”
FUCK NO, I'm sacrificing the niggas to live!
I live by the saying:
'You don't need to outrun the threat, just everyone next to you..'
As the sages say:
“Once he snap the first nigga in half who tf gone wanna go next????”
SHIIEEET intensifies
Unfortunately running is one of the few things they're petty good at.
No.
However I do think me and 19 other White dudes could take it down.
One interesting version of the question would be just the same scenario...
Who would you rather run into alone in the woods? If armed? If unarmed?