"Oh but if you read this verse in Koine Greek and add in this verse from the Latin Vulgate and look sideways at it, you can clearly see I'm right."

You mean reading it as it’s originally intended? Shocking you lack the capacity to do so.

Nobody here is saying that forgiving him will grant him eternal life.

Yes, you are literally demanding we grant him absolution.

And this ridiculous bit about dismissing or abandoning is an odd hang up (especially since I guarantee you that it was originally spoken by Jesus in Aramaic before being translated into Koine Greek.

So throw out the entire Bible which was written in Greek? How fascinating your argument is.

you read 99 percent of all the other translations, you're wrong. The intent is clear: forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.

If you bother to even understand why there’s two forms of forgiveness you would understand that passage is entirely about not holding a grudge, not granting clemency.

you think that only people who read your specific translation are in the right, you're crazy. Only God can forgive sins, but we can forgive others who have hurt us.

Incorrect, we can refuse to hold malice towards those that hurt us, once again, only god can forgive. You clearly have a massively warped view where you again can grant absolution.

It doesn't mean they're going to heaven, it just means we've decided to stop hating them.

That’s not what the modern definition of forgiveness is, nor what the church currently preaches.