109 DnD now (media.scored.co) posted 3 months ago by rattleS 3 months ago by rattleS +112 / -3 43 comments share 43 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"I'm a half orc"
"No those don't exist anymore that's racist"
"But my mom was a human who was raped by an orc"
"No that's racist"
".... but that's what happened. Thats why I'm an adventurer to find my dad and kill him"
"You have to be an orc or a human or it's racist. Maybe your mom raped your dad and lied to you because she's racist."
"I quit."
"Now I'm whatever-ist that wants to kill you."
"Until I find a blueberry muffin then I become a genie who farts rainbows LAWL SO RANDOM"