I'm going to get into office at some point in my life, and I'm going to make a law that says if you were in office (but lol not me because I get to control that shit) will have to pay me my government salary for the rest of my life, whether I have the job or not, because I'm awesome and they aren't. ... for climate change.
See, I can be a complete fucking moron too! I'm perfect for the job.
I'm going to get into office at some point in my life, and I'm going to make a law that says if you were in office (but lol not me because I get to control that shit) will have to pay me my government salary for the rest of my life, whether I have the job or not, because I'm awesome and they aren't. ... for climate change.
See, I can be a complete fucking moron too! I'm perfect for the job.