Umm, it was just a wedding-themed birthday, okay?? She's not a lonely, desperate spinster who dug herself too deeply into a poisonous, corrosive ideology with no way out, okay?? It's not her fault, anyway. It's everyone else's! If you had just done licherally everything she said to and not asked questions she would be happy, healthy, and taken care of forever like she deserves. I hope you're happy with yourself!!!

That wasn't cringe, it was the sound of her soul dying.