Third Trump assassination attempt thwarted when armed man arrested outside Coachella rally, sheriff says
A third assassination attempt on former president Donald Trump was thwarted at the last minute Saturday when local cops stopped a man armed with guns and fake passes outside his rally at Coachella …
"If it writes like a duck, dresses like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's clearly a far-right chud and totally not another far-left quack, bigot!"
He identifies as a chud and that's all that matters! Respect his identity!