Chinese Zoo Admits Pandas Are Painted Dogs After Outrage
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Ok are the Chinese responsible for pandas going extinct by fucking with the environment or trying to eat them?
As I don't know any other reason they're so desperate to keep them alive so much, polar bears are under more stress and they'll just invade Canada to survive.
Pandas are responsible for making pandas go extinct. They chose a retarded energy source so many times it removed their ursine ability to eat anything. Don't feel bad for genetic dead ends like pandas.
So is it ok to genetically cross breed them with honey badgers and release them inside China?
Or is that 'against God/a warcrime'? /s
Pandas are bears, Ursidae, while honey badgers are mustelids, Mustelidae. Both are of the same mammalian Order of Carnivora, but it's the same magnitude of difference that exists between hominids, Hominidae, and tarsiers, Tarsiidae, despite both being of the same mammalian Order of Primates.
At best you might be able to John Hammond giant pandas with one of the seven other species of bear but even then any offspring would very likely be sterile mules if they even managed to survive.
So, would i be more successful making honey badgers massive, releasing them in China and calling them pandas?