64 The Onion mocks Corey Comperatore's murder (archive.is) posted 8 days ago by YesMovement 8 days ago by YesMovement +64 / -0 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide replies
If Warren is indian then fuck it, we are all indian now.
Her dna showed less than one percent. I know my dna shows a few percentage points. My dad and I joke that at least we are a whole number’s worth of Indian
The exact fraction was 1/1024. Maybe 0.1% if you rounded up.
And I love how she is never called on it