106 George rr martin is a fat useless fuck who can't write cause of "fascism" (twitter.com) posted 79 days ago by evilplushie 79 days ago by evilplushie +106 / -0 42 comments share 42 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Fan: I had a rough day.
Sanderson: Here, read this book I wrote that will cheer you up.
Fan: But I've read all your books.
Sanderson: This is new, wrote it last night.
Fan: But how, when do you slee-
Sanderson: Here's three more books I just wrote while you were replying.
Fan: Bu-
Sanderson: Here's several background short stories for those new books.
Fan: Wh-
Sanderson: Here's a sequel to the first book I sent.
Fan: Ho-
Sanderson: Here's a link to a 3 hour podcast I recorded in the last 2 minutes going into greater detail about all the new books.
Fan: That's not even possible, how do you record 3 hours from 2 minutes?
Sanderson: Shh, no questions, only books.