107 English protests: 69-year-old welder jailed for 32 months for just standing there (archive.is) posted 98 days ago by AntonioOfVenice 98 days ago by AntonioOfVenice +107 / -0 29 comments share 29 comments share save hide report block hide replies
If you injure one trigglypuff you get 419 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlottesville_car_attack
She was an extremely obese smoker too, he probably didn't even hit her.
But I don't disagree, going all out is the best bang for the buck when standing around gets you 2 years.