60 Tucker Carlson explains how green energy works in Australia (twitter.com) posted 168 days ago by NatalieBiden 168 days ago by NatalieBiden +62 / -2 38 comments share 38 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Do I think there are probably aliens in the universe? Yes.
Do I think they're here probing people's assholes for fun? Very very very unlikely.
Is it Satan? Stop doing drugs.
Maybe we're getting visited by the LGBTQ version of aliens. Didn't think of that, didja?
If you've gotten probed, you should probably lay off the drugs and going to gay bars first.
I'm just saying, tranny alien pedos might be a thing.