Surely such an evil cunt as Schwab has warehouse-sized closets full of skeletons. Find something more edgy than. ''Oh no, someone made an osée joke or comment. Stop the fucking press a woman was offended.''

There's multiple reasons for this. First, they have to keep up the meme of removing men from positions of power for innocuous shit/hearsay and replace him with a woman. More females in power for female supremacy while also equating spoken word as evidence in the court of public opinion

Second, this was probably the only thing they could find without resulting in collateral damage. If they had found something towards sexual favors or assault, it might have knocked a bunch of other heads into the dirt as well. They have to Ship of Theseus the people in the seats of power to maintain the structure, not burn sections of it (as much as we'd want them to do that)