"Hi, I'm the star witness. I literally stole money from Trump as a career source of income, then made a book deal about how I stole money from Trump. My next book deal is about how I invented a case to get Trump found guilty for bogus charges, it's worth a lot of money to me, and I'm going broke if Trump isn't found guilty. On that note, Trump is definitely guilty for real for real."
The jury: "Well, seems legit! I guess this Trump guy is guilty of all the stuff!"
"Hi, I'm the star witness. I literally stole money from Trump as a career source of income, then made a book deal about how I stole money from Trump. My next book deal is about how I invented a case to get Trump found guilty for bogus charges, it's worth a lot of money to me, and I'm going broke if Trump isn't found guilty. On that note, Trump is definitely guilty for real for real."
The jury: "Well, seems legit! I guess this Trump guy is guilty of all the stuff!"