"I'm so fucking inbred, so fucking retarded, and so confident in same dipshit politicians that Mark Twain called idiots, fools, and fleas constantly, that I will resort to simply name-calling you"

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

• Mark Twain's Autobiography; also in Mark Twain in Eruption

As it turns out, being in denial does not make me wrong, it only makes you about as intelligent as the average German who believes that Kant can be correct about anything.