"Oh well like you know the evil landlord raised my rent and Trump made everything so expensive that I can just barely scrape by to live in the city. I could never live out in the country where those just awful racists are and you can't get doordash or Starbucks. Oh I would just die! So like I would take one of those poor migrant families in, but well my extra bedroom is where I work on my poetry and I really make the world better with that."