Hit Detection

'Hit' as in, if you don't conform we'll put out a hit on you and hitpieces from our journoblog cocksuckers will rain down. Pay our protectio- I mean, detection fee and we'll detect any of these upcoming hits.

I don't think I'm joking; these companies know what they're doing and they pick brazen branding. The less said about what Sweet Baby were hiding in plain sight with their branding, the better.