Come on now, they're not lab rats.

Lab rat behavior can be corrected.

The only time people like that are listened to is when someone feels bad and takes pity on them.

That person is usually white, and usually college educated and dumb. But I repeat myself.

Then we all have to put up with them, because they don't know any better.

We correct this behavior in all other animals. But somehow when a human gets this dumb, we all have to listen.

May god have mercy on us. We're done.