Side note: Dragon Slayer has one of the most insane plots of any movie I’ve ever seen.

Recap for anyone who hasn’t seen it:

An elderly wizard is too frail to make the journey to fight the dragon who is gobbling up virgin sacrifices, so he goads a king’s guard into fatally stabbing him. His body is then cremated and turned into a pouch that is given over to his apprentice (who is not privy to the plan, btw). He transports it to the dragon’s lair (as part of a “last wish”) where the wizard is then magically resurrected only to be immediately used as a literal suicide bomber. The dragon snatches him up, the apprentice detonates his mentor, and the dragon dies in the explosion.It’s fucking bananas.