Especially since Canadians ignore the rest of the world and simply compare themselves with smug delusional superiority that "at least we aren't American".
Also time zones, Trivial Pursuit, Robertson screws, checked baggage, pineapple on pizza, Baseball and Basketball. Indeed, the world should be grateful.
It's called hawaiian. You may have been confused because hawaiian has "canadian bacon" (shitty ham) on it, and places will commonly call it canadian bacon and pineapple, but it's not Canadian (style) "bacon and pineapple" pizza. Hawaiian is canadian bacon (shitty ingredient) and pineapple.
Pineapple on pizza is too powerful for canucks to have invented. Sorry, you're limited to gravy fries and tree flavoring.
Wait, when were we great?
I mean we built the tallest free standing structure in the world for kicks but it's been death by a thousand cuts since at least diefenbaker.
We've always been legends in our own minds.
Especially since Canadians ignore the rest of the world and simply compare themselves with smug delusional superiority that "at least we aren't American".
Maybe when you were still under British rule? I kid. Mostly.
Canada is the reason for the Geneva convention
Also time zones, Trivial Pursuit, Robertson screws, checked baggage, pineapple on pizza, Baseball and Basketball. Indeed, the world should be grateful.
Robertson screws are the GOAT of screws though.
You guys didn’t invent baseball bro.
You guys did produce a disproportionately large number of cool musicians, comedians, and wrestlers, though.
Maple syrup bitch!
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It's called hawaiian. You may have been confused because hawaiian has "canadian bacon" (shitty ham) on it, and places will commonly call it canadian bacon and pineapple, but it's not Canadian (style) "bacon and pineapple" pizza. Hawaiian is canadian bacon (shitty ingredient) and pineapple.
Pineapple on pizza is too powerful for canucks to have invented. Sorry, you're limited to gravy fries and tree flavoring.
if you're taking credit for pineapple on pizza there really is no hope for you
After what chicago did to pizza we feel no shame for our part.
My point. The above is a list of some of Canada's many cursed inventions.