Neuralink Implanted In Human Brain For First Time
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Good news and bad.
Ads playing in your brain and literal mind viruses and ransomware are inevitable. However, maybe paralysis or vision can be restored. I'll avoid.
I used to be on-board with the augmentation of humans with technology until I realized the companies have no interest in me being in control of my own technology and instead will use it to enslave me.
Aye, pretty much. Plus security risks being a uniquely horrific kind of nightmare.
Also, we don’t know how severe the repercussions of long term use are going to be. It’s not some novel nanotechnology. It’s a slightly improved brain implant that requires an invasive brain surgery. Even if everything goes well, it could cause inflammation/necrosis to parts of the brain just a few years down the road.
They'll probably put your vision and motion on the subscription model.
"Warning! You are late on your payments. Your eyesight will be reduced to 20/200 until you are paid up."
“We need Neuralink in every kid to pixelate sex scenes to keep them pure until adulthood”
Say what you will about Cynerpunk 2077, it got implants in the Corpo path is going to be 100% correct. The implants will help you literally live but can be turned off at any moment for any reason.
Cyborg Louis Rossman is going to be really busy keeping up with this shit.
He’s an electronics repairman, not a surgeon, which half this shit’ll probably require
he gets 70 year old NYC fines directly beamed to his brain because he forgot to turn on the offline mode after an update