If you don't like gays then you're gay. Start liking gays you faggot!
Wait, if I hate anti-gays, who must be secretly gay, does that make me a homophobe?
OH NO
THAT MEANS I'M AN ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE
WAIT!
IF I'M AN ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE THAT MEANS I'M GAY TOO AND THAT MAKES ME GOOD! I'M A SECRETLY GAY ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE! BUT BY SAYING THAT I'M AN RECENTLY OUT SECRETLY GAY ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE!
Or they use the who “you are a closeted homosexual because you don’t like gay stuff in everything”
If you don't like gays then you're gay. Start liking gays you faggot!
Wait, if I hate anti-gays, who must be secretly gay, does that make me a homophobe?
OH NO
THAT MEANS I'M AN ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE
WAIT!
IF I'M AN ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE THAT MEANS I'M GAY TOO AND THAT MAKES ME GOOD! I'M A SECRETLY GAY ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE! BUT BY SAYING THAT I'M AN RECENTLY OUT SECRETLY GAY ANTI-GAY HOMOPHOBE!
HORRAY I HAVE A PERSONALITY NOW
Ha!