Christ Krispy Kreme ends Presidential campaign
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Fat piece of shit and disgusting lard ass is done. He has vowed to stop Trump from winning.
He'll probably pull a Romney and collude with the Dems to knife him.
I say good fucking luck to him. His opposition might as well be an endorsement.
What's weird is he had the stomach staple surgery done and he's still the size of a baby Orca. That takes dedicated eating.
Yeah, Chris Christie dropped out...the aftershocks probably haven't reached you yet.
When he drops, the Earth shakes.
But I thought the polls showed he was triple DeSantis and Vivek?? The pollsters are hacks??? Nooooooo
They accidentally got his BMI mixed up with his approval ratings.
Why would a guy polling at 2% get a televised exit speech?
When you're not running an actual campaign, but are instead a walking 'human' hit job and the funders of your hit job want to get as much as they can for their money?
I just realized checking this .win that I put "Christ" in the title. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.