22 Christ Krispy Kreme ends Presidential campaign (archive.ph) posted 253 days ago by ArchRespawnsAgain 253 days ago by ArchRespawnsAgain +23 / -1 12 comments share 12 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Fat piece of shit and disgusting lard ass is done. He has vowed to stop Trump from winning.
He'll probably pull a Romney and collude with the Dems to knife him.
I say good fucking luck to him. His opposition might as well be an endorsement.
What's weird is he had the stomach staple surgery done and he's still the size of a baby Orca. That takes dedicated eating.
Yeah, Chris Christie dropped out...the aftershocks probably haven't reached you yet.
When he drops, the Earth shakes.
But I thought the polls showed he was triple DeSantis and Vivek?? The pollsters are hacks??? Nooooooo
They accidentally got his BMI mixed up with his approval ratings.
Why would a guy polling at 2% get a televised exit speech?
When you're not running an actual campaign, but are instead a walking 'human' hit job and the funders of your hit job want to get as much as they can for their money?
I just realized checking this .win that I put "Christ" in the title. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.