A couple dozen trannies, a handful of liberal women, 150 bots. 1000 actual Zelda fans are arguing against them in the replies, causing the hash tag to trend. A Nintendo of America marketing bluehair will screencap the trending list to show management how popular the idea is.
Unlikely. The Mario movie was almost certainly set up to be a lot more woke and Nintendo clamped that shit down so hard all that's left is a single line of dialogue.
Especially as Zelda is the opposite of all their other IPs. Wherein the rest they won't make a new one unless it has a gimmick attached, Zelda just gets the formula everytime.
What are you talking about? The last two Zelda games were massive departures from the original formula, to the point that people are afraid we'll never get another Ocarina/LTTP styled Zelda again due to their success.
Pasting a generic open world and then basic bitch crafting on top of the same "go to X dungeons to awaken/empower a SPECIAL PERSON, then kill Ganon" (simplified, obviously) is not as massive departure as it seems. They just forced infinite padding in the form of durability and requiring you to grind out shrines for basic health upgrades that distracts from the same exact skeleton as always.
Like, the only major difference is you get all your items at the beginning of the game instead of inside the dungeons, but if you don't care go out looking for shrines it plays exactly like any other Zelda game. Seriously, mod in like 10 hearts to start with and the Master Sword for an unbreaking weapon and you can literally play it like OoT (but more boring because that padding got all their focus).
That she did the obstacle course on the first try. Which, despite the common narrative here, I don't think is really as bad as people want it to be. I took it as a joke she was fucking with him on.
A couple dozen trannies, a handful of liberal women, 150 bots. 1000 actual Zelda fans are arguing against them in the replies, causing the hash tag to trend. A Nintendo of America marketing bluehair will screencap the trending list to show management how popular the idea is.
This. This is literally what it is.
Any chance Nintendo would be dumb enough to do that?
Unlikely. The Mario movie was almost certainly set up to be a lot more woke and Nintendo clamped that shit down so hard all that's left is a single line of dialogue.
Especially as Zelda is the opposite of all their other IPs. Wherein the rest they won't make a new one unless it has a gimmick attached, Zelda just gets the formula everytime.
What are you talking about? The last two Zelda games were massive departures from the original formula, to the point that people are afraid we'll never get another Ocarina/LTTP styled Zelda again due to their success.
Pasting a generic open world and then basic bitch crafting on top of the same "go to X dungeons to awaken/empower a SPECIAL PERSON, then kill Ganon" (simplified, obviously) is not as massive departure as it seems. They just forced infinite padding in the form of durability and requiring you to grind out shrines for basic health upgrades that distracts from the same exact skeleton as always.
Like, the only major difference is you get all your items at the beginning of the game instead of inside the dungeons, but if you don't care go out looking for shrines it plays exactly like any other Zelda game. Seriously, mod in like 10 hearts to start with and the Master Sword for an unbreaking weapon and you can literally play it like OoT (but more boring because that padding got all their focus).
What was the line?
That she did the obstacle course on the first try. Which, despite the common narrative here, I don't think is really as bad as people want it to be. I took it as a joke she was fucking with him on.