I'm convinced that Biden is surrounded by a squad of danger-haired lesbian advisors who set the priorities for his office's ceremonial pronouncements.

He sits there drooling over his ice cream while a cabal of evil shits run him and tell him all sorts of lies while he nods and eventually takes a nap.

On top of that, he's an evil box of rocks who screws his pants on every morning and every time he shits them, which is often.