Jason Kenney blames 'Alt-Right Media' for his troubles as premier during COVID pandemic
While the former premier acknowledged that large swathes of the population distrusted legacy media outlets, he expressed grave concerns about alternative publishers monetizing anger on COVID as 'their business model.'
"Boohoohoo, they called me out for engaging in tyranny. Oh woe is me, those cursed [insert out-group epithet here] media outlets!"
-- Practically every member of the politiburo being made to reflect on their actions now