erm, Ackhshooawly, the dishes are a social construct designed to keep women in their subservient nature as slaves to men. by asking me to do the dishes you are perpetuating the slavery of women across the world, how dare you! also I'm leaving you, I get half your savings, bye!
"honey, can you get the dishes?"
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