I know I'm not helping the spam issue or being productive but the new lolcows are something else
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Actually, this is a website for non-retarded people. Sorry, door's that way, don't let it hit you in the ass on your way out.
He seems like he is mad that his dad told him to stop being a butt pirate.
I'm fine with it hitting handle-first.
So, why are you on it?
It's okay, sweetie. One day, you might have two functioning brain cells. The doctors aren't hopeful, though.
Most doctors these days don't have 2 functioning brain cells either when every solution comes down to "here's a pill that maybe will help with your minor problem, but it makes you constantly drowsy, it'll fuck with your sleep, oh and it also gives you ass cancer. That'll be $20 per pill."
Nah, it's more a case of "you tow the fucking line or we'll strip you off your license".
>unironically using "sweetie" as an insult
Go back to fucking Tumblr.
You don't put a comma, there