Hey Hollywood, it's time to implement that thing I've been talking about: From now on every movie is just two hours of a grotesquely fat negress twerking on camera vaguely to the rhythm of some screeching monkey's "music", something like Nicki Minaj. Have security drones patrol the theaters and if anyone looks away for more than 0,3 seconds, have them harvest his organs on the spot. I don't even want royalties for this idea, just fucking do it already, you know you want to. Get your buddies in the media to tell the niggercattle it's the only way to beat putzzler/flatten the curve/stop the cute polar bears from melting and they will be killing each other over your overpriced tickets. Moloch will be so pleased.
Hey Hollywood, it's time to implement that thing I've been talking about: From now on every movie is just two hours of a grotesquely fat negress twerking on camera vaguely to the rhythm of some screeching monkey's "music", something like Nicki Minaj. Have security drones patrol the theaters and if anyone looks away for more than 0,3 seconds, have them harvest his organs on the spot. I don't even want royalties for this idea, just fucking do it already, you know you want to. Get your buddies in the media to tell the niggercattle it's the only way to beat putzzler/flatten the curve/stop the cute polar bears from melting and they will be killing each other over your overpriced tickets. Moloch will be so pleased.
Post Reported for: Rule 15 - Slurs
Post Approved: This is closer to Rule 2, but is obvious satire.
I am completely serious!