I had a job with a work truck, but we leased the work truck from some small outside company or something, so for all repairs I had to call their HR and she would deal with it. Every oil change the jiffy lube guy would get her to buy new wiper blades; I was driving 50,000 miles a year on that truck.

Wasn't my money, and I guess it wasn't hers either, but it cracked me up that he got her on it every time.