30 posted 1 year ago by StaticNoise 1 year ago by StaticNoise +43 / -13 56 comments share 56 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to."
"They have a cave troll."
"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
"What's... taters, precious?" "You know - PO-TA-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" (honorable mention since it was in the book)
This is fun. I managed to get five I hadn't seen others write yet, although a couple of them would probably be considered more obscure.
You have my bow (etc.)
Nobody tosses a dwarf
Your words are poison
My friends, you bow to no one
That still only counts as one