EDIT: My god, the CEDA (debate association) still has the video up of their president attacking critics of these morons as... you guessed it. Imagine prostituting yourself to this extent when your employer doesn't even pay you enough to get your crooked teeth fixed.
Whiteness tells racist white people that everyone should sound like a Homer or a Vergil, rather than being inclusive of marginalized and racialized communities and the way that they express themselves.
I've been looking for this video for almost a decade but its very nature makes it impossible to Google. It's one of the most perfect examples of everything wrong with society wrapped up into just a few minutes. Should be mandatory viewing.
Ah ah, lookat dis fuggin cracka, not wantin to behold the ah ah glory of the fuckin sweet juice of dem quanz wit dat melanin in dey brains. Ah ah, dis cracka, ah ah ah, debate is dey CULCHA.
Ohhh. It’s been a very long time since I actively tried to talk that way (not around my parents or they would’ve killed me) so I’m very rusty with ebonics or ghetto talk.
I envy you. Between the ghetto blacks, the barely literate Hispanics, and the run of the mill idiots, there are days where I don't hear the Queen's English spoken.
When I was little my mom got a Shakespeare for kids book with illustrations and I fell in love with old English. At church I’m one of the few that still use the King James Version.
I was a voracious reader as a kid. (Still am.) I used to have the Penguin illustrated copies of all the classics: Moby Dick, The Three Musketeers... and I grew up Southern Baptist, so the AV1611 was the Bible.
This is the Internet Aristocrat video about it from over 10 years ago.
EDIT: My god, the CEDA (debate association) still has the video up of their president attacking critics of these morons as... you guessed it. Imagine prostituting yourself to this extent when your employer doesn't even pay you enough to get your crooked teeth fixed.
I'm moved to tears by the eloquence and lyrical genius of these fine young women.
"Ah ah nigga ah!" is a quote for the ages.
Whiteness tells racist white people that everyone should sound like a Homer or a Vergil, rather than being inclusive of marginalized and racialized communities and the way that they express themselves.
YO DAWG DIS BE UGOLINO! HIM IN HELL BECAUSE HE DONE SOME BAD SHIZZ MAN!
Put it on a shirt with a caricature of her likeness and sell it, them claim you are supporting "black excellence" and "marginalized voices".
I've been looking for this video for almost a decade but its very nature makes it impossible to Google. It's one of the most perfect examples of everything wrong with society wrapped up into just a few minutes. Should be mandatory viewing.
I don’t even want to look
Ah ah, lookat dis fuggin cracka, not wantin to behold the ah ah glory of the fuckin sweet juice of dem quanz wit dat melanin in dey brains. Ah ah, dis cracka, ah ah ah, debate is dey CULCHA.
Quanz?
You got no hearin or no melanin in yo brain, cracka? Kingz and quanz. Sheeeit.
Ohhh. It’s been a very long time since I actively tried to talk that way (not around my parents or they would’ve killed me) so I’m very rusty with ebonics or ghetto talk.
I envy you. Between the ghetto blacks, the barely literate Hispanics, and the run of the mill idiots, there are days where I don't hear the Queen's English spoken.
When I was little my mom got a Shakespeare for kids book with illustrations and I fell in love with old English. At church I’m one of the few that still use the King James Version.
I was a voracious reader as a kid. (Still am.) I used to have the Penguin illustrated copies of all the classics: Moby Dick, The Three Musketeers... and I grew up Southern Baptist, so the AV1611 was the Bible.
Don’t forget aunt jemima and uncle ben