Whenever I think they've hit rock bottom, they surprise me by showing us there is no depth they can't sink to.

I also like how law enforcement using informants in undercover operations is now included in the domain of "conspiracy theory". Mob stings must be super easy.

"Hey boss, I think Mickey might be working with the feds. We oughta check if he's wearing a wire."

"What are you, one of them conspiracy nutsos? Get outta here!"