Daddy government won't you save me from this oppressive institution where a man who works all day to keep me and my children warm and dry expects me to cook his dinner when he gets home!

Daddy government won't you take more money from men to pay my bills and feed my children now that I'm free of that awful marriage thing.

Daddy government won't you make the men I slept with pay me child support at the same time you take their money and use it to pay me child support.

Daddy government I'm kinda lonely and Netflix isn't fun anymore. Will you take some of that money you're taking from all those men to support me and use it to bribe them to take care of me?