You know, maybe there is a good point being made in all of this. We could potentially solve two problems at once by introducing fentanyl in classrooms. They can only learn good practices from exposure, right? They could feasibly learn what it looks like, what it feels like, or perhaps what it smells like. It could lower overdose rates just like that! And it will allow future junkies to live authentically. That's what we all want, right?