Seriously, at this point, you don't recommend more financial advisors, you tell the dumb bitch to take some classes on economics and learn to invest her own shit or put it in long term bonds and shut the fuck up.
The problem with that is you don't know which is going to actually go up and which are about to be bailed out by her rich friends or shorted. This is my money, not the governments, I don't have an endless bail fund like old drunken skeletor.
Seriously, at this point, you don't recommend more financial advisors, you tell the dumb bitch to take some classes on economics and learn to invest her own shit or put it in long term bonds and shut the fuck up.
If you're feeling lazy, just invest in whatever Nancy Pelosi is investing.
The problem with that is you don't know which is going to actually go up and which are about to be bailed out by her rich friends or shorted. This is my money, not the governments, I don't have an endless bail fund like old drunken skeletor.