8 Hale, Farmers of desert regions, dry and dying! Fear not, for a solution has been found. Look, from upon high, in Washington State, a former tech company lawyer, with activated farmer genes. Your white liberal savior is here, and he has done the hardwork for you. Worship him, peasants. (archive.ph) posted 1 year ago by GeneralBoobs 1 year ago by GeneralBoobs +10 / -2 3 comments share 3 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Interviewer: "What is your miraculous recipe for low water farming success"
Doosh Ex-lawyer: "First, get fucking rich lawyering tech nerds. Then, I got a bunch of bio nerds to do science and shit, and a bunch of brown Mexicans to do the actual work"
Interviewer: "Our savior!"