This is why I so often and openly joke about my own disabilities.
"Ooh, what'll I hyperfixate on THIS week? Ooh, can't wait to watch that new show and then zone out every 30 seconds to ponder some hypotheticals instead of focusing on watching the actual damn show!"
Alright, I'll take your word for it, but I just can't get into some of the matches I've seen in the past few years. I miss 90s wrestling, they weren't so scared of doing dumb dangerous stuff in the ring.
This is why I so often and openly joke about my own disabilities.
"Ooh, what'll I hyperfixate on THIS week? Ooh, can't wait to watch that new show and then zone out every 30 seconds to ponder some hypotheticals instead of focusing on watching the actual damn show!"
Having a shit attention span isn't a disability lol
It's just called being a Zoomer.
I'm 40 years old and autistic.
Honorary Zoomer then.
You must be in the US. In Europe if you are diagnosed autistic there is 0% chance you type shit on the internet.
That's my line, ya hoser!
Okay but let's hear the flip side: were those hypotheticals more interesting than the show?
No. I was watching live pro wrestling, the last bastion of traditional high-T masculinity in American entertainment.
Alright, I'll take your word for it, but I just can't get into some of the matches I've seen in the past few years. I miss 90s wrestling, they weren't so scared of doing dumb dangerous stuff in the ring.
Believe me, it's the mundane stuff that's most likely to injure you.
I see the Young Bucks do the most amazing aerial moves and they're totally fine, but Santana does a simple uranage and tears his own ACL.
Another broke his kneecap on a baseball slide.
The high-flying stuff, believe it or not, is safer.