Velma is so bad it's exactly what a based conservative Mindy kaling would make to make the left look bad

There's something comical about being called a "retard" by someone willfully acting like an idiot. Also, nobody here is coping. Except you, I imagine, when you embarrass yourself by doubling down after I spell this out for you.

If the Jews are so sinister and cunning that they've been secretly ruling the world for however many years, something that would take a great deal of discretion, why would they all of a sudden bring all this attention upon themselves? There weren't any reputable figures on the Right who shined a spotlight on these people. Aside from Kanye, it has only been an inconsequential number of rightoids talking about it. They brought this heat on themselves by pushing a massive campaign to crack down on antisemitism. What makes no sense here* is that antisemitism isn't a sentiment held by most of the West. Thus, this whole 'pro-semitism" campaign creates a problem where there doesn't need to be a problem. Societies that operate in secret don't want attention drawn to them. A group that has supposedly been smart enough to rule the world for at least several decades would also be smart enough to know that completely silencing dissent would be impossible. It could very well be that Jews are ultimately in charge. I'm just not ignorant enough to refuse to at least consider the possibility that, like the satellite states of the Soviet Union, they exist as a buffer zone.

*My phone autocorrected this to "Herr". The joke isn't lost on me.

I don't know if I'd go so far as to say there's no Illuminati. Despite the outright confirmation of not only its existence, but also its purpose, nobody talks about Bohemian Grove.

No bug-eyed lizard-aliens, just depressing people acting in pure self-interest. The Illuminati found their name to be too intimidating and just changed it for PR purposes.

There absolutely is an Illuminati and they admit to it.