There's no coexisting with these people
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It went something like this
Phone on Xi's desk rings
Xi: Wassup Beijing.
Biden: Wassup Beijing, sir, the balloon has been discovered, may we shoot it down?
Xi: No, not yet. (Hangs up.)
3 days later
Xi: You may shoot it down now, but off the coast for plausible deniability.
Biden: Okay, thank you.
Xi: What?
Biden: Thank you, sir.
Xi: Good. (Hangs up)